K T Mirash buys a camera without flash....

Rahul:" nee enthaa flash ulla phone edukkaanje???
K T Mirash...."ennathinaa cash veruthe kalayunne... download cheythaal poree. Nee engane oru Mandan ayipoyallo .. Flash medikan chelavakunna cash undenkil nammuk etra etra puthiya books vangikam.Etra informative ayitulla kariyangal cheyam...Nee flashulla camera use cheythu photo edukumbol mattullavark oru budhimuttalee.. Download cheytha flash akumbol photo eduthathinu shesham namuk kodukamallo...!!!!"

KT MIRASH UPADESHAMS TO TINTUMON FOR CARELESS DRIVING

KT MIRASH: Eda Tintu nee ninte cycle avide vechittu engu vanne..

TINTUMON:Enthada....

KT MIRASH: Da nee etra speedil ano cycle odikunnathu.Etrayo carum busum allukalum okke sanjarikunna vazhiyanithuu.Nee engane careless ayii vandi odichall athu mollam undkunna apakangalk aaru utharavadittam parayum. Ninte careless driving moolam ninte jeevitham matram allla etryo niraparadikalaya janagalude jeevan anuu nee apakadapeduthan sramikunnathuu... orpakshe nee rekshapettekam onnum ariyathee vandi odkunna etrayo aalukal marikum ,etrayo kudumbangal anathamakum.ahtukondu eniyenkilum kurchu shradechu vandi odikanam.

TINTUMON:

KT MIRASH UPADESHAMS TO TINTUMON

TINTUMON: Eda Mirashe enik eni 5 home work koodi complete cheyanund. Nee athil orennamenkilum complete cheyan enne help cheyuvo..?

KT MIRASH: Ella.

TINTUMON:Athenthada. Oru home workenkilum cheyan sahayichukoodee?
                       Ellenkil njan ennu classinu veliyil nilkendivarum.Please da Mirashe.

KT MIRASH:Njan eppo oru help chaythuthannal nee ethoru sheelam akum.. Pinne ellathinum njan undallo ennu vichairchu ellakariyathinum nee uzhappan thudangum. Angane ninne oru kuzhimadiyan akki ninte future nashippikkan njan udeshikunnillaaa. nammude ella kariyanagalum nammal swandhamai chayanam. mattullavare onnium aashrayikaruthuu.

TINTUMON:Onnu podu mairee :P

KT MIRASH UPADESHAM TO TINTUMON

Tintumon:da mirashe ...oru 5 roopa kadam tharumo ?..mittayi medikkana ....
KT MIRASH:Enthada ...ni entha chodiche ...kadam venamenno ..? Da
nammalarodum eathavasthayilayalum kadam chodikkaruthu...Ni ippam
ennodu 5 roopa chodichu ..ippam njanathu thannal ni iniyum chodikkum
..ithilum kooduthal..ippam 5 roopa ennullathu 100 akum 1000 akum pinne
1000000 akum..nammal paramavadhy arodum kadam medikkathe jeevikkanam
...ninakku njan 5 roopa thannu ninte bhavi nashippikkan
aagrahikkunnilla...
Tintumon:njan oru 5 roopayalleda chodichathu ..allathe ninte veedum
parambum onnu ezhuthitharan paranjillallo ...:)

KT MIRASH AND HIS FRIEND

RAHUL: Da nammuk oru Cinemak poyaloo....??

KT MIRASH: Enth Cinemak pokanoo!!!... Nee veruthe Cinema kandu orekalum time waste akaruthu.. aa time kondu ninte future inu  venda enthenkilumokke chayan nokkuka.. Nee  Theatre il poii 2. 30 manikoorulla oru Cinema kanumbol nee nasttapeduthunnathu ninte vilapetta time matramalla ninte cashum koodiyanu.. aa time il ninakk enthokke kariyangal chaythu Paise  sambadikkan sadhikum. Ninte pole ulla Mandanmmar karanam anuu ee Lokam eppozhum nannakathe kidakkunnathuu.... Cinemakk pokunna time kondu Nee ente ee puthiya book vaaaikk ,kuranja time kondu koodutha Paise engane undakkam ennulla Book anethu.. Ninakk time kittumbol nee mattullavareyum engane upadeshikkukka.. Ellenkil ennodu paranjal  mathi njan samsaricholamm..
Mattoralee upadeshikumbol ente manasinu nalla sandhosham anuu.. :D

KT MIRASH ROCKX

 MIRASH:-Everyone can share your problems here.... I will give you WISE and PROPER upadeshams....

KT MIRASH SAYS THAT

Before marriage…..  HE: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. 

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

 He: No! Don’t even think about it. 

She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! 

She: Have you ever cheated on me? 

He: No! Why are you even asking? 

She: Will you kiss me? 

He: Every chance I get. 

She: Will you hit me? 

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! 

She: Can I trust you? 

He: Yes. 

She: Darling! 

"After marriage…. ("Simply read from bottom to top.")