KT MIRASH AND HIS FRIEND

RAHUL: Da nammuk oru Cinemak poyaloo....??

KT MIRASH: Enth Cinemak pokanoo!!!... Nee veruthe Cinema kandu orekalum time waste akaruthu.. aa time kondu ninte future inu  venda enthenkilumokke chayan nokkuka.. Nee  Theatre il poii 2. 30 manikoorulla oru Cinema kanumbol nee nasttapeduthunnathu ninte vilapetta time matramalla ninte cashum koodiyanu.. aa time il ninakk enthokke kariyangal chaythu Paise  sambadikkan sadhikum. Ninte pole ulla Mandanmmar karanam anuu ee Lokam eppozhum nannakathe kidakkunnathuu.... Cinemakk pokunna time kondu Nee ente ee puthiya book vaaaikk ,kuranja time kondu koodutha Paise engane undakkam ennulla Book anethu.. Ninakk time kittumbol nee mattullavareyum engane upadeshikkukka.. Ellenkil ennodu paranjal  mathi njan samsaricholamm..
Mattoralee upadeshikumbol ente manasinu nalla sandhosham anuu.. :D

KT MIRASH ROCKX

 MIRASH:-Everyone can share your problems here.... I will give you WISE and PROPER upadeshams....

KT MIRASH SAYS THAT

Before marriage…..  HE: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. 

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

 He: No! Don’t even think about it. 

She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! 

She: Have you ever cheated on me? 

He: No! Why are you even asking? 

She: Will you kiss me? 

He: Every chance I get. 

She: Will you hit me? 

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! 

She: Can I trust you? 

He: Yes. 

She: Darling! 

"After marriage…. ("Simply read from bottom to top.") 

KTMIRASH@OFFICE RELOADED

SARATH:-     Da ippam nammuk joli onnumillallo...namukkoru pattu vechalo..?

KT MIRASH:-     Office timil pattuvekkano ...ohh my god...ninakkithu engane
                         parayan thonniyeda...Ithu office anu allathe
                         chayakkadayalla..Ninakkavar sambalam tharunnathu pattu kelkkanano...???
                         Company ninakku oru divasam 200 rupa tharunnundenkil ni
                         athinulla nandhi kanikkanam ..orikkalum nammal verutheyirikkan
                          padilla..panikal ni swantham kandupidikkanam ...Ni engane
                          cheyyunnathukondu ninakku kurachsamayatheik santhosham   kittumarikkum.but ..nee companiyekkurichum athil joli cheyyunna lakshakkanakkinu
aalkareppattiyum ortho ..?? Ninte ee pravarthikondu chilappo companiy thanne adachupoottiyekkam ..ethra peru thozhililllathakum ethra
kudumbangal pattiniyakum ...nee  otta oruthananu ethinellam karanamakan
pokunnathu ...ini ninakku pattu kelkkano . nee para.??

KT MIRASH @CLASSROOM

Rahul: eda aliya avale enik estapettu.njan poii propose chayatte?

Kt mirash: enth!! ee prayathil line adikanoo. ethu padikanda time anu. nee ninte studies il concentrate chayuka.
eppol nee nannai padichillenkil ninak pass akan pattumo. ninakk nalla collegil cheran pattumo. collegil chernillenkil nall oru companyyil joli kittumo. nalloru pennine kalyanam kazhikkan pattumo.nalloru pennine ketiyillenkil ninakk nalloru jeevitham undakumo. avare nannai padipikkan pattumo. avare nalla reethiyil kalyanam kazhichu ayakan pattumo. engane okke nee chaithittundenkil ninte makkalk nalla future undakumo. avarudeyum avarude makkaludeyum makkaludemakkaludeyum future enthakum athu nee chindichittundo?
Eppozhulla ninte ee thettaya theerumnam karanam ninte  thalamura thaneeyanuu nashikkan pokunnathu.
So, enthu venam ennu nee theerumanichoo...

Mullaperiyar jokes

Jinto:ohh koopu ennum Mullaperiyar pottiyillallo. nalleyenkilum pottiyal mathiyayirunnu.??

Kt mirash: Eda nammukkokke ethu kaliyayirikkam.ennal athinte chuvattil bheethiyode mathram urangan vidhikapetta oru janathayund. Avarodulla neethi nishedhamaanu nammude ee parihasam. Nammude okke ullill enthumaavatte avarude sramangalk thangum thanalumaakenda nammal itharathilulla oru vaaku polum prolsaahippikaruthu.

thought for the day:

Ningal aarum orikkalum desperate aayi irikaruthu. .oru problethinu oru solution maathramalla ullathu. .COUNTLESS SOLUTIONS undu. .ningalde prasnangal ennodu parayu. .njan pariharichu tharam. .


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KT MIRASH @OFFICE

 MANU:-EDA NAALE DJ NIGHT UND. NEE VARUNNOO ENTE KOODE?


KT MIRASH: RATHRI PAPPA SAMADIKILLA. NAMMUK DJ NIGHTINU PAKALU POYAPOREE DAA..